stbernard:

Seuss Wars

stbernard:

Seuss Wars

(Source: djburritoslam, via scienceetfiction)

youngblackandvegan:

i’m a sensitive person

i don’t give a f%#! about what people i don’t know or don’t care about think of me

but when people i know and love, people i’ve let into my world and my very tiny circle, mistreat me

i take it very personally

(via loveyourchaos)

silencingthedrums:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?


Straight people are fucking weird.

silencingthedrums:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

Straight people are fucking weird.

Anonymous said: Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nannairb:

clintbarttons:

they

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so

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canon

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i

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dont

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care

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what

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anyone

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says

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even babs knows

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YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS

THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT

SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW

(Source: wilwheaton)

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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(via silencingthedrums)

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(via banerhymeswithpain)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via legit-humour)

crazycatshipper:

americanninjax:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

Oh my god

This makes me so happy~ ;w;

(via ggonieto)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via assannihilator)